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| Nursing Jokes | Doctor Jokes | Nursing Home Jokes | Hospital Jokes | Misc Jokes | Suggest a Joke |
| Miscellaneous Jokes One Liners |
| Do you know the difference between a nurse and a nun? The nun only has to serve one god. Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore! What do they call constipation in Germany? Far from poopin! Thank you to S.F. from DE. for this joke. A nurse caring for a man from Kentucky asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. The nurse asked to see the jelly and the man produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." Thank you to Lynn RN. for this joke. Whats the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? The puppy grows up and stops whinning!!!! Thank you to Pamela RN. for this joke. |
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